30+ Newest funny Soiled Jokes in Hindi

Funny Soiled Jokes

Ladki Bus Cease Par Whisper Ka Packet Lekar Khadi Thi,
Bhikari: Kuch De Do,
Ladki : Kuch Nahi H,
Bikhari: Ye Bread Ka Packet Hello De Do,
Ladki: Kal Aana Sauce Laga Kar Dungi.

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Women Hostel Mein Gentle Chali Gayi,
To Ladkiyan Chillayi “Kisi Aadmi Ko Bulao”
Warden Boli “Bahut Raat Ho Gayi H”,
Apni Mombatti Se Kaam Chalao.
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Boy : Bhai Sahab Ek Condom Dena,
Girlfriend Ko Present Karna H,
Dukandar : Is Pe Present Cowl Chada Doon,
Boy : Yahi To Cowl H Present To Mere Cross H.

 

Bacha : Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole,
Aunty : Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Bacha : Predominant Aawaz Lagaunga,
“10 Ruppey Mai Aunti Ki Chaat Lo.
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Damaad Apni Saas Se : Apki Beti Mujhe Khush Nhi Rakhti,
Saas : Beta Naseeb Naseeb Ki Baat Hai,
Yaha Tu Pure Ka Pura Mohalla Khush Tha Us Se.

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Ek Police Wale Ne Ek Name Lady Ko Pakda
Or Bola Sali Rakect Chalati H, Dandha Karti H,
Callgirl : Nahi Sahib Mein To Salesgirl Hu,
Condom Ki Advertising Karti Hu, Or Trial To Dena Hello Padta H.

Soiled Jokes for Adults Solely

Do Sperm Apni Carrer Ke Naked Mein Baat Kar Rahe The,
Ek Kehta H, Mein To Physician Banunga,
Dusra Kehta H, Mein Engineer Banunga,
Thodi Der Baad Rest room Se Chilane Ki Awaj Aati H
Sale Ne Carrer Ki Maa-Behan Ek Kar Di Yaar.
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Ek Sardar Bistar Par Apni Biwi Se Thoda
Upar Upar Daye Baye Itna Nahi Thoda Daye
Hokar Piche Ho Or Halka Sa Aage Le,
Sardarni: Tum S*X Kar Rahe Ho Ya
L*Nd Ko Parking Mein Laga Rahe Ho.

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Raat Kal Bistar Par Hui Ladayi,
Humne Apni Prime Surang Mein Gusai,
Par Humari Biwi Na Chiki Na Chilayi,
Faayring Ke Baad Jaise Hello Gentle Jalai,
Bistar Mein Leti Thi Kaam Wali Bai.

Dosto Ne Dhoke Se Jaam Pila Diya,
Mehbuba Ne Humse Apna Daman Chuda Liya,
Wo Jab Jaa Rahi Thi Muh Modkar,
Humne Use Pukara Or Lawda Dhika Diya.
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Ek Ladka Ladki Chod-Ne Gaya,
Us Ne Ladki Ko Nanga Kiya Or Ulta Jhuka Ke Bola
Tumhari Ch*T Par To 1 Bhi Baal Nai Hai Kyun?
Ladki: Bhos-Di Ke Chod-Ne Aaya Hai Ya “KANGI” Karne

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Bunty :- Babli Honnymoon Manane Paris Gaye,
Babli :- Darling Hum Pehle Resort Ke Room Me,
Jayenge Ya AFL Tower Dekhenge,
Bunty :- Pehle Room Me, Kyunki AFL Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega.

Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes

Ladkiya Sachin Tendulkar Ko Kyu Chahati H,
Kyunki Sachin Ke Cross Heavy Bat H,
Wo Hole Jaldi Dhund Leta H,
Puri Taqat Se Waar Karta H,
Aur Sabse Badhi Baat Ki Out Der Se Hota H.
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Ladki : Maa Tumhe Yaad H Tumne Kaha Tha Mard Ke Dil Mein,
Jaane Ka Rasta Uske Pet Se Hokar Jata H.
Maa : Sure Pricey
Ladki : Khusi Se, Par Maine Kal Raat Ek Naya Rasta Dhund Liya.

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Jab Tere Chiku The, Hum Tere Pichu The,
Jab Tere Aam Hue Sab Pareshan Hue,
Jab Tere Kharbhuje Hue Sab Bade Ajube Hue,
Jab Tere Jhul Gaye Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.

Coronary heart Touching Story Should Learn

Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Pucha:
Tumhar L*Nd Itna Bada Kaise ????????
Garib Ladka :- Kyunki Bachpan Se Mere Cross
Koi Aur Khilona Hello Nahi Tha

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Aaj Phir Uska Dil Dhuka Diya Humne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne
Dekar Lalch Use Ice-Cream Ka
Andhere Mein …………….

Apna Chusa Diya Humne
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Aids Par Kaabu Paane Ka Assan Tarreka
Ek Ke Ander Ek C0nd0m Daalkar Uska Use Kare,
Dono Ke Beech Mein Lal Mirch Powder Daal Le,
Agar……
Upar Ka Fata To Ladki Ko Pata Chalega ,
Or
Ander Ka Fata To Ladke Ko Pata Chal Jayega.

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Jab Spouse Pregnant Ho To Uski Sari,
Saheliya Pet Par Hath Pher Ke Kehti H,

Congratulations…………

Par Koi Husband Ka [email protected] Pakad Kar Nahi Kehta Welldone

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Waqt Nahi Ab Rone Ka,
Waqt Hai Baccha Hone Ka,
Tab Kyu Nahi Royi Thi,
Jab Chipak Chipak Ke Soyi Thi,
Jab Kiya Hai To Bharo,
Tab Kehti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo.
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Ramlal– Thakur Saab Gabbarsing Ne Bahurani Ki Izzat Lut Li Hai.

Thakur– To?

Ramlal– Bahurani Puch Rahi Hai Ki Gabbar,
Se Badala Lena Hai Ya PAYMENT…!

Me Bol Raha Hu “Kon Baneghi Garbwati Se”,
Aapki Lady Frnd Humari Scorching Sit Par Baithi H,
Humare Sath Khel Rahi H “Kaun Baneghi Garbwati”,

Agli Awaj Aapki Girlfrnd Ki……….

Aah. Hu. Aaah Aaahh.Ah. Ah. Na .Na.. Na

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Arj Kiya H, Dosto,

Mat Ched Inn Hasinao Ko,
Ye Tere Bas Ki Baat Nahi,
Ye Khelti Hai Jis Khilone Se ,
Wo Khilona Hello Tere Cross Nahi.
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Ek Baat Solar Yaar
Koi Naya SMS Aaya H Kya Tere Cross,
Agar H To…..

Kagaz Par Likh Ke

G**Nd Mein Daal Le Apni
Ship To Tere Se Hoga Nahi

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Suhag-Raat Ko Pati Patni Par Chada.
Patni Hasne Lagi
Dobara Fir Se Aisa Hello Hua
Pati Ka Dimag Garm Hua.
Pati: Has Kyu Rahi Ho
Patni: Pankhe Mein Apki “[email protected]@Nd” Dikti Hai.

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Santa : Yaar Mujhe Subha Jaldi Utha Dena,
Banta : Mera Lu*D Pakad Ke So Ja,
Ye Subha Mujh Se Phele Uth Jata Hai
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2 Women In Bus

1st : Oh My God Mere Paise Chori Ho Gaye,
2nd : Magar Tu To Paise BRA Mein Rakhti Thi,
1st : Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Sala Chori Kar Raha Hai.

Kya Aap S*X Karte Hai,
Kya Aap C0ND0M Use Karte Hai,
Kya Aap A|DS Se Darte Hai,
To Aap HATH Se Kyu Nahi Karte Hai,
HATH Chale To A|DS Story.

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S*X Ke 2 Necessary Guidelines

First Time Iss Tarah Kro Ki Jaise,
Second Time Kabhi Milegi Hello Nhi,
Aur Second Time Is Tarah Karo Ki,
Pehle Kabhi Kiya Hello Nahi Ho.
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Woman : Saree Mein Agar Ek Bhi Gap Dikha,
To Saree Wapas Kar Dungi,
Shopkeeper : Madam Ji, Aap Gap Dikhao To Sahi,
2 Saree Aapko Free Mein De Dunga.

Soiled Jokes for Whatsapp

Man Goes To Chemist : I Want A Poison.
Chemist: I M Not Promote U That.
Man Present Spouse’s Picture
Chemist: Oh Sry, I Didn’t Know U Have A Prescription.

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Santa: My Neighbor And His Pals Have been Playing All through The Evening.
What A Waste Of Time
Banta: How Do U Know?
Santa: I Was There Watching Them All The Evening.
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Osama Seek the advice of A Psychic About The Date Of His Demise.
Psyche : You Will Die On US Vacation. Which One?
Any Day U Die Shall Be US Vacation.

Spouse 2 Hubby: See Honey That My 1st Boyfriend At The Bar.
He Is Ingesting Since I Left Him 10 Years In the past.
Hubby: Nonsense! No 1 Can Have fun That Lengthy.

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At this time I Met Sum 1 At Cafe Espresso Day,
Actual Good Wanting, Lifeless Good So Pleasant,
Extra Like A Celebrating As I Walked Nearer,
Damm Saint Gobain Glass.
It Was Me.
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What Is The Distinction Between Good And Lazy.
A Good Particular person Sends Sms And
A Lazy Retains Studying Them Solely.
It Is Like Me And You.

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